Whoever gave this comb to his wife more than 200 years ago must have loved her dearly. Carefully carved and made of precious materials (elephant ivory and gold folio), it’s something the owner would have shown off, perhaps even wearing it in her hair. It would signal that she was among the wealthy elite of Zanzibar, and had married well.
I made an appointment with the handyman. I have literally been blowing this off for six months.
because what we really specialize in is exponentially and unnecessarily drawing out every. single. task.
like, really? how hard is it to take a screenshot, use the eyedropper tool and apply a hex code?
it’s so annoying that I literally responded to a ticket 10 minutes after it was made and they managed to completely overlook it. sorry that I am doing my job too fast for you fucks.