"The actress has snatched herself a younger man — who just so happens to be the inventor of email!"
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The moment in the morning where you wake up and smell something good; but then realize that your boyfriend left the pizza out all night and now what the fuck are you going to eat for lunch, goddamnit.
Last night, this afternoon.