January 2012
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Phat Girlz is on BET.
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Is Ensure considered a canned good? Will I get botulism from the dented ones?
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Feeding myself bbq chips like grapes off the vine.
December 2011
49 posts
Auntie Mame to chase the blues away.
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My Big Sister, Who Sang For A Hardcore Band... →
If you can’t even remember my favorite bath & bodyworks product, then don’t bother buying me shit.
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Can anyone tell that I finally have access to cable TV?
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Somehow Comcast’s TV Guide gives Little Shop of Horrors 3-Stars. That’s the same rating as Austin Power Goldmember. Think about it.
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Bad Sex really should have taken a cue from Celebrity Rehab, because this episode formatting makes no fucking sense.
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SERIOUSLY HAVE TO WIN THIS AUCTION. MARTHA STEWART REVERSIBLE THROW NEEDS TO BE MINE.
Too Cute! Baby Sloths!
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